January Shelter Of Random Facts XLIV

I bought a 97 Dodge Grand Caravan from my mechanic about 10 months ago. It had 162,000 miles on it. The engine is in fine shape - doesn't burn or leak oil, good acceleration. It all depends tho - make and model, lemoniness, and the care it has received.

Make sure it's bleached flour pasta - that way it will turn to sugar in your mouth and blend with the syrup better.

 

Next two weeks of work is pretty quiet, that is just aaa ook with me. Chillin

 

Me like. Me like muchly. Kinda slightly psychedelic 60s retro with shades of Pink Floyd & contemporary techno. Nice sounds.


I tied up a hellolotta loose ends at work today. Soon will be chill time. Wine or absinthe - the eternal question...movie or drunken posts...aye, there's the rub.

 

Half naked in the bathroom at work taking my mid day shit

:daisy:

 

I hope everything comes out all right.

 

eat 2 oranges for breakfast, 2 for lunch and 2 with dinner...be careful next day as you will be shitting shit you didn't shit before.

dont worry its healthy.

 

RF: I'm making a door wreath for Valentine's season...

 

Its rainy and depressing here today but supposed to be in the 60s this weekend

 

It's been rainy and depressing here all week, too. That's why you have to make your own sunshine :sunny:

...or Valentine's wreath...:love:

 

This reminds me of the picture my 15-year-old daughter painted for me for Christmas. On the back it was signed with a heart - an anatomical one, with an aorta coming out the top.

 

i gave my mom a card once...it said she was the best mom ive ever had :sultan:

 

RF: i washed my hair and let it air dry all day, feels amazing now.

I have come to realize i need to come up with a new way to tie it. When i tie it back, my neck has to be visible. So i gotta like ninja wrap it...

 

Families can be so awesome...

 

Aerianne, was that a sarcastic remark? If so, then many :grouphug: to you.

I know how "awesome" families can be, trust me! My family is the epitome of awesome.

RF: My boss wants to fuck me...really really really bad. I flirt with him just to keep his temper down, cuz he sure can be an asshole.

 

Aye, that they can.

So the way to get you to flirt is to be an asshole? Interesting...

 

hahaha! No...he's awesome when he's in a good mood. When he's not, watch out.

So, I just extend his good moods by letting him flirt a little.

 

I'm guilty as charged :grouphug:

 

my uncle is in town, i will get to see him tomorrow.

i have a huge amount of respect for him. he is one of the realist father/man figures ive ever know. he is also hilarious. it will be good to see him.

 

Ah, operant conditioning! Very sound motivational technique.

Some of my family is right here.

Fuckin great, broony. Hope you have a great time. My favorite uncle died three Christmases ago. He was a fuckin great guy.

 

Sometimes, aunts and uncles just feel way more cool than parents.