January Shelter Of Random Facts XLIV

i woke up in the same bed i went to sleep in

 

:rofl:

Carlos Castaneda once woke up in a different place than where he fell asleep. At least, that was his story.

 

that would freak me out, even if i woke up next to 8 naked women, id still be like 'you are 8?!"

 

If I woke up next to 8 naked women, I would look down at my tool in awe and wonder.

 

our Relay for Life team is having a chili cookoff tonight.

Needless to say, my chili is gunna winnnnn!

 

according to ukdaily mail a muslim man had sex with a 13 year old while in england and they let him off the hook. he claimed that "he didnt know it was wrong" and also claimed that "in his country he learned that girls are just as worthless as a lollipop that has been on the ground"

good job england

 

sadly thats true

 

ive daily mail blocked with kittens.

 

Carlos was tripping.

 

Did you know that you can make tiny little motorcycles out of cigarette lighters?

http://pinterest.com/pin/539587599074256239/

 

i cant go to bed tonight tell i wash my hair, it is dirty...

 

I need to wash my hair too.
listening to Lou Reed, sthuper sthoned.

 

I was at the titty bar half fucking drunk myself feeling good rite now

 

That's no fun...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNknGIKkoA"]Lou Reed- Walk on the Wild Side - YouTube

careful brah

 

That's actually the song I was jamming.

 

Walking home in the cold sure does sober your ass up

 

I need to wash my hair too. I think the last time I washed it was sometime last year...or the year before, I lose track...

I bought myself a pack of black hair ties today, tho. The one I've been using for the past few months is about stretched to hell.

 

Turn it up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kON_KRmFRKk"]The Glitch Mob - Drive It Like You Stole It - YouTube

 

All this talk of hair, and titties...