Jake and the CHATman

She was on her side, I got in trouble?

Apparently because I'm not responsible enough to lock a door, well i'm sorry, I was just under the assumption that my neighbour wasn't going to break in...

My neighbours are insane man, I don't get it... They aren't even old, in their early 20's... One time they called my mom saying that I kept banging on the walls and yelling and making so much noise that I woke up their baby, so then they came and started banging on the front door, and they said that instead of me opening the door for them I just kept banging on the door back, and then this apparently went on for a while...?

WTF... I wasn't even home that night! I was at my girlfriends house until like 10 or 11, and then I got home and went to bed, and I was the only one there, nobody else should have been in the house... So I don't know what their problem is, are they legitimately insane? Or just trying to fuck with me? I don't know...

 

i always lock my doors. and im planning to build a fence across my front yard. with gates. because i dont like people in my castle, or on my lawn.

i got a tick off of the bunny. it is a very tolerant bunny, might just be in shock though.

 

Well, girlfriends periods officially late...

Kinda worried because, well, you should have seen her yesterday it was insane... We just went out for a really late lunch/early dinner, come home, then an hour later we decide to order some pizza... I was still full, I had like 2 slices... She had 6 plus insane amounts of salad... I've never seen her eat that much in my life!

She is a really skinny small girl too, only weighs like 105lbs tops... Yet she can now eat like x3 as much as me lol...

 

happy fathers day ortus


i never lock my doors even when i go out...its so remote here if someone wanted in they could break anyone of...just sec lemme count.....26.....i have 26 ground foor windows

you coud break 20 of them with a push of a gloved hand without force....so why bother......plus my ladder is outside so i suppose you coud climb in any of the,......fuckit...not counting...but i have about a dozen upstairs windows

 

I usually don't lock our doors either because my brother will be home, yet my mom still gets mad at me for that... lol she's paranoid about having the doors locked at all times, even when everyones home...

A year or so ago somebody broke into one of our neighbours house and nearly beat him to death with a bat then robbed him, and another one of our neighbours houses were broken into when they were at work, and our truck has been broken into about 3 times, so I guess she has her reasons for wanting the door locked... lol, but its a hassle

 

I told my girlfriend this morning how i'm actually kinda concerned now...

And she doesn't even seem worried anymore

I'm so confused... This whole time i've been the calm one, and she's been freaking out, and now... now of all times, when things are finally starting to seem like she really could be pregnant, she no longer worries? I... don't get it

Maybe this means she feels like she isn't pregnant? She'd know more than I

 

get used to being confused

you will never understand them

 

its the not knowing thats scary, lol. oh ortus, do you feel your feet in the shoes of so many that have gone before?

now shes thinking "this is what is, and this is what i need to do now"
and now you realize that it is wholly out of your control. you were only not worried because you didnt, and dont have a good grasp of the situation, an "ignorance is bliss" situation if ever i saw one. now your worry is over the not knowing, the not knowing exactly how "it" works, not knowing what will happen, not knowing how you'll deal....

you both need to relax. what will be, will be.

 

Ignorance is bliss indeed

I for some reason still don't think she's pregnant, I just have that gut feeling, you know? I think I finally understand how religious people feel

Because it's like... I don't believe she is, even though there is so much evidence that she very well could be, I refuse to believe it because I don't feel as if its true... Because what I believe is so much better, which is why people like to believe in a god? Because it's so much better than facing the fact that there's nothing.

See, something good came from this situation, an understanding! lol...

 

if you dont want to work, then that becomes your job.
Theres a lot of overtime, theres not many days off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AagXbraxPK0"]Wingnut Dishwasher's Union - My Idea of Fun - YouTube

When I was growing up, i was the smartest kid i knew.
Maybe that was just because I didnt know that many kids.

fuckin love this guy, johnny hobo, ramshackle glory, wingnut dishwashers union, pat the bunny... This guy is all i'd listen to for months on end lol

 

ha :2thumbsup:

It could also go the other way, Ortus...regarding believing and religion...since there isn't "hard evidence", many choose not to believe in anything...even tho' scientifically unexplained events happen all around them. just sayin'


Also...your skinny gf that seems to have just discovered a love for food (LOL) probably just decided whatever happens here, happens. That's why she's not worried anymore. Apparently she sees you're not going to run out on her.

 

i totally agree. if he had completely flipped out in the first place she would probably be a lot more freaked out. some guys cut and run at the first sign of trouble. instead, he waited to be worried (not on purpose) in a calmer moment. instead of "OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? I DONT WANT A KID" a much more mature "so what do WE do to get ready?"

 

Very true, I guess it could be looked at in both ways.

Also true...

I think, the moment I find out she's not pregnant, I'm quitting my job. I hate it with a passion, it's so belittling. I don't even have money as it is so it's not like i'm losing anything, maybe take a month off from life to start this thing i've been thinking of, and see where that takes me.

And if I fail miserably, that will be okay. Because, anything is better than flipping horse hoof, pig intestine patties at McDonalds while constantly being yelled at by people with no lives! :2thumbsup:

 

Michael Moore says no on in Canada does lol.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjJbtb4Bs0Q"]PROOF CANADIANS ARE STUPID - YouTube

 

:rofl:

funny cause it's kinda true lol I know quite a few people who never have their doors locked

 

Depends on where you live in canada. I always do, but my relatives out in the country don't bother a lot of the time.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5GdXrmzBI0"]Frankie goes to Hollywood - Relax (trance dance remix) - YouTube

 

I'm going to start locking the doors at all times now too, this is the second time i've been home alone and some random stranger just walks on in... Neither are harmful or scary, just kind of like... wtf? why?

Especially my neighbour "Oh i'm just breaking into your house to show you how easy it was to break into your house" who does that? that is weird man... Especially since I don't even know her, that was the first conversation I ever had in my life with her...

 

"Oh, im just breaking your bones to teach you the risks involved in breaking into someones house"

i would not let that fly.