Jake and the CHATman

gotta uote this.....cant pass up a good reference....

 

Back from the land of eggsprog

 

I've heard cock referred to as ween just about everywhere.

I left it like that on purpose.

But seriously I'm surprised nobody else here is a fan...


On another note, check out this weird ass mole:



Its face looks like a vagina gone wrong

 

The ride home was ridiculously awesome.
We picked up a rider at Turo who was travelling with his bunny, heading to Brampton.
So he lucked into a long haul hitch and we had free coffee and conversation to kill the drive. He tour guided us around Montreal for an afternoon then we all went to Rolling's for some beers and a shower and a safe sleep. It was hands down the best part of my holiday.

Halifax was as great but with family there it wasn't fully relaxing.:dizzy2:

 

^...aww shucks....thanks

or gone right....i'd still be married if my wife had fingers surrounding her vagina

she was not generous with the reach arounds


dis y'all hear this?

20 motrins?....what?...so her headache and cramps went away?

fuck sakes.. kid is born into music royalty and was raised from day one to be a total freakshow....poor kid


is it me or does it look like she has already had work done?





on the news it said she is addicted to reading bad comments about her and her famiy on the social media

and she punched out a kid at her school for bad mouthing michael

 

Isnt she in the hospital or sumtin

 

ya she is...it was a suicide attempt...a bad one

 

Thats sad anyway just woke up from a nwp this weed put me on my ass

 

lol.

 

20 motrin is definitely very dangerous...

 

Who did that

 

lo...i thought it was brown frown....and to me a ''brown frown'' is when your o lady clenches to prevent going in the back door


redirecting you from the brown frown to the pink wink

 

Anyabody gere watch nurse jackie

 

http://stone.com/dmt/

Pretty Interesting-DMT, the NeXT and the Soul of the Human/Machine

 

20 motrin will give a tummyache and slight liver damage (but a healthy liver should recover just fine)

they would only classify that as a suicide attempt for a rich spoiled brat

 

Listening to Cher.

 

random fact...you can give away half your liver and it will regrow to full size in the donor and the receiver

 

Probably as long as you are not a drinker of the spirits.

 

Who knows but it seems she has issues.

I go stuck (at a friends house) watching a news segment about her. They zoomed in on photos of her wrists- she had cut herself in the past pretty badly-she has scars.

She had been on the phone with a Suicide Prevention Hotline and they sent the ambulance.

God I hate myself-I know all about this. Why did I waste my time writing this-oh yea I'm high.

 

Short post: I'm moving in and won't be online for a while.


See ya later