Jake and the CHATman

1 chicken breast for 3 people?

I eat 2 to myself, I would starve to death...

But maybe i'm just a fatass lol

and apparently my dog can eat one to himself in 20 seconds flat, :toetap05:

 

goose is best made into jerky

 

I had squirel jerky who lives In the Poconos it was salty

 

ive been pure vegan breakfast and lunch since june 1st, been juicing all the produce in the store... its been awesome... ive been giving myself raw vitamins ive never in my life gave myself.. im talking raw greens, chard greens of all damn kinds.. bok choy, raw rhubarb... pressing it into a glass and thats breakfast and lunch... been amazing,.. loving it.. just drink your food.. like that during busy mornings and days...and holy shit the detox...seriously

but for dinner... damn pass that steak with nothing on it... cooked meat... yum..then pass that bacon if their is some... yum

wake up.. vegan..

moderation... but juiceing raw greens, recommend to all...seriously

 

My aunt does that juices everything but she a health nut

 

LOL :rofl:

 

im like a walking encyclopedia of "how to live in the wild" i just dont have all the hands-on testing done. im working on it. im starting with mastering fire, at the most primitive level- rubbing sticks together. then bow drill, then flint. then i want to learn flint knapping, though chert is more available here. i want to raise some kokanee salmon (because if you tell me i cant i will tell you to fuck off and watch me) i think my system will work. i know how to build traps and shelters and fishing spears and baskets and cording and rope and how to tan leather and smoke it. i know how to spin wool, and other fibers. i always felt like i wanted to grow up to be a hermit, i gained focus when i was 12 and first started to read the Earth's Children series (also taught me about sex, i highly recommend the series)

and i have been soaking it up like a sponge ever since. and thats why i know so much about so much. i cant stand not to.

 

Honestly I wouldn't last two days in the wild im a city boy

 

if there was no other way to survive i would eat human. but thats one reason to know whats edible. pine needle and rose hip teas will prevent scurvy, and theres lots of roots and barks that can be eaten for sustenance, even in the wintertime.
people who have to eat other people should be more resourceful.

and yes, 1 breast to 3 people. have you seen the mutant size of a chicken breast these days? cut small and mix into a casserole, everybody gets some. increase the vegetables on your plate.

 

You know there was that plane crash back when...(long time ago) where they went down in mountains covered in snow. I'm pretty sure I'm remembering this correctly...anyway, in order to survive, some of them wound up having to eat others. I'm thinking some if not all died in the crash or as a result of it.

I do remember that NONE of the survivors wanted to talk about it...was very traumatic for them, no doubt.

 

fire starter

i don't have this one, but i have one very similar... it connects together as one piece, water proof, you get sparks...and the sparks are no joke.. do it when the thing was in a pond 2 seconds ago.. spark.... plus the metal will last for years as long as you don't melt it yourself..

recommended.

http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/product/32811656

 

"see? morbid and creepifying i got no problem with, as long as she does it quiet-like."

we have several like that. but sticks first- always primitive first for me. more with less.

 

i know a guy that says his mother would scrounge the fields for dead soldiers when he was a kid and fillet the forearms


he was from yugoslavia

 

i love the movie congo..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyzmu3RbWpA"]Lumumba (2000) Full Movie with English and Turkish subtitle - YouTube

 

thanks guys...i woke up wanting bacon an eggs....not so much now

gimme some of that horse and soldier filet anyday

yertch


good morning stoner land

 

A series of bad storms came through Ohio last night. I slept through them and 2 phone calls/messages from the emergency notification service. I did hear the tornado sirens earlier in the evening but if they went off while I was sleeping I just slept through. Luckily nothing serious happened in my immediate area.

 

You Must Be A Very Heavy Sleeper, I Wake Up When A Mozzie Attacks...



Cheers Glen.

 

I am thinking that I was just too tired. Usually I wake easily.

 

finally home from work, just got paid today...

after all expenses... I have a whopping total of $6 to freely spend as I wish, for the next 2 weeks... that doesn't even cover gas

Futhermucker. This is why I hate work, I feel like there's no point because I don't actually get anything out of it, I work 4-5 days a week, 10pm - 6am, for nothing.. I kinda miss DQ because I made so much more there... I need a better job asap

 

After Seeing The Self Pic You Posted A Day Or So Ago, Why Not Put

Your Ass On The Street, Lots Of Money To Be Earned Out There....



Cheers Glen.