Jake and the CHATman

i have one sad little wisteria bloom. im just glad to know for sure what it is

everything is smoky from the fires, we arent really close to any of them though. the winds are not cooperative. i have actually designed some fire-resistant homes, but i dont live in the woods.

 

this is crazy...

I had a dream last night that I was at some waterslide place... and in my dream, I realized that my phone was still in my shorts pocket and was now soaking wet and probably destroyed... so i was like *sigh...

Then I wake up this morning and couldn't find my phone anywhere... I finally found it... It was inside a cup full of water on my desk... WTF....

I must have been sleep walking and did it once I dreamt about my phone getting water damage? I don't know... but dammit... I don't know if it'll work now

 

I sleep walk a lot though... I remember a few years back when I was in mexico, I slept walked and left our hotel in the middle of the night... I woke up somewhere in mexico not knowing where I was at all, it was like something from the hang over that was pretty freaky tbh..

 

take phone, put it in a bag of rice, rice will suck out moisture, phone will work.

now go get some rice.

 

did that soon as i woke up,

everything works but the camera... and it doesn't charge properly, little glitchy.. ahwell, at least it works

 

I took ambian or how ever u spell it was dreaming of pink elephants in shit

 

pink elephants in shit?

That sounds disgusting lol

 

Yeah it was so weirdo type shit I dont know how to explain it

 

this morning i woke up and immediately reached for my phone in a daze and called my girlfriend. she answered, and i wished her a happy birthday... its not her birthday

 

shoulda told her you called the wrong girlfriend


eggsprog......hell hath froze over cause look at the 14 pound black rabbit that is chilling freerange in my dining room right alongside my new hens.....this one has one ear up and one ear down al the time
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/picture.php?albumid=11864&pictureid=98369

 

Imy aunt just gave me an ginnie pig I have no idea what to do

 

bbq

 

you could eat it, they eat them in ecuador. i considered it but they have skin like us, not a hide that glides over muscle and is easy to remove. so basically you have to cook them skin-on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuXKGuxB9Zc"]Bizarre Foods: Guinea Pig - YouTube

 

Bbq the poor animal?

 

or you could put it in a cage, and feed it, until the squeaking becomes so obnoxious that you have to eat it to get revenge.

 

My friend had a rabbit that looked like that, she was pretty cool.

Just spent an hour in a field on the service road looking for a runaway dog with flashlights. No luck, back to it in the morning.

 

do not bbq that pig

name it.....

get a box or did she give you a cage?


you guys are awful

 

Naw I was kidding yeah of course she has a cage her name is mooch

 

http://imageshack.us/a/img515/8292/10121021015151520354184.jpg

 

Here a pic hope it works