Jake and the CHATman

i mean if you felt like telling her it would be ok because she prolly dont care

 

I heard girls like virgins... thats why you're supposed to tell them all that...

or maybe it was the other way around

lol

 

its 6 of one, half dozen of the other. if you say something before hand though, you might get a better first experience, depending on her. i mean, if i were in a position to Teach someone the joys of sex... oh that would be more fun than "regular" sex.


i think the only way not saying something can bite you in the ass is if you have zero clue what you are doing. theres a first time for everything.

 

sweet.

my girlfriend will be here in a few minutes... I'm telling her i'm a virgin

this better work ML...

 

I dont think thats going to work

 

not with that kind of attitude :toetap05:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCId3kjWPs8"]Under Siege (1992) - Do I Look Like I Need A Psychological Evaluation?? - YouTube

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW2JBJSaXUI&sns=em"]Freeway Freakout - Clueless (5/9) Movie CLIP (1995) HD - YouTube

 

read on my brother

you are an incredible dink



dude...without a fucking doubt...tell her and tel her soon...the sooner you tell her 1 of 2 things is gonna happen

of this i am certain

1..she will think like me or any other dude and think ''right fucking on.i'm gonna fuck a virgin''

i woud fucking kill to bang a virgin...every normal guy would too

she will then immediately fuck your brains out and have hella good time doing it...i would totally let her take the lead

do not be embarrased

or

2-she runs out the door in which case she's doing you a favour and on to the next one



hey stonerland....took the dogs home....


passed about 55 tractor trailers doing a buck twenty in rain so hard i couldnt see shit while beside the big rigs

the ferry had to drop the gate to let me on.....just made'er



black hash as a tip for dog sittinf


the real mcoy...i love those dogs:mickey:

 

nothing is beyond roleplaying ortus. you can always pretend.

 

a virgin dog passed a tractor in the rain..


I love speed reading.. but there is no risk of hydroplaning..

 

I cant sleep

 

ya, I hate when that happens..

 

I'm hungry... I just had a foot long sub, fuuuu...

I don't want to drive anywhere... but once I smoke i'll be starving and screwed... dammit.

Everything is closed except McDonalds... And I can't cook anything we have here but chicken, and aint nobody got time for that... defrosting and pre-heating are the two things i despise most in this world... i dont want to wait for maah fewd.. and you have to do both of those for chicken!?

 

cereal ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6In1K8zKk"]Kenny Rogers Jackass - YouTube

 

You better work 4 that chicken

 

I could make anything with chicken right now..
fry boneless breasts up and you can have them in the fridge ready eat microwave for a few days. or refreeze the cooked chicken and reheat in microwave for weeks at a time ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAUC1YgpQ58"]Kenny Rogers and James Brown cooking - YouTube

 

How far is mcdonalds from u

 

theres mcdonalds like 4 mins away from my house..

yet the one i work at is like 15 mins away..

its okay... i have some shitty bread, put some shitty butter on it, with some shitty peanut butter ... I would have cereal but alls we have is like.. sugary sugar cereal..

I don't know if this is like a common thing... but kissing of any sort makes me so hungry.. I could eat an entire thanksgiving turkey dinner... makeout for like 10mins, then bam.. i'm starving... like wtf? Do i burn that many calories through my mouth? Thats why i hate having dinner with my girlfriend... right after we eat i know we'll be doin sumthin afterwards.. then i'm starving again

 

maybe i'm half cannibal and the taste of human gets me hungry