Jake and the CHATman

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  1. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm too stoned to think.lol.:sifone:
     
  2. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    finally got a chance to play farcry 3.. had it for a month but been to busy to really get into it, been playing 6 hours today... its pretty fun but way to easy.. there's just a lot of stuff to do
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i wont fix weed wackers....damn things drive me nuts..

    if it takes more than 5 pulls i pitch them across the yard and then into the scrap and buy a new one (usually every 2 years)
     
  4. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Yup... You're ready for fatherhood. :rolleyes:
     
  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    +rep......:rofl:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

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    Hoe do you tell a chick your a virgin without being weird or akward
     
  7. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    damnright broo, I need a wingman to play some co-op with me lol i will train him well...

    This games awesome, I got to trip on some jungle psychedelics twice already, this entire mission is based on one big trip :D
     
  8. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    who you callin hoe ...hoe :pimp:
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    lol I think he meant to type "how", but I assume you know that. Or, perhaps, if was a Freudian slip:tongue:
     
  10. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    Yes I thought it was funny lol
     
  11. deleted

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    if she has children, then she aint no virgin.. :leaving:
     
  12. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    I'm thinking skitzo is a virgin
    I thought he was getting laid at strip club
    But I guess not .....
     
  13. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    she could have had one of those lab babies... we can't jump to conclusions here
     
  14. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxKiZ-6rRQQ"]One Incredible Woman - YouTube
     
  15. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

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    Ill admit im a virgin but she aint she has a child
     
  16. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    she prolly dont care
     
  17. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

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    So your saying dont bother
     
  18. ☉rtus ♉

    ☉rtus ♉ Waffle

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    I'd tell her after... that way if you suck, then you have a good excuse, but if you're good, it just makes you look that much better lol

    plus it'd be a surprise for her... rather than you telling her beforehand, that might put pressure on her since she now knows she's your first... naahmean? lol

    -edit.. don't forget to put the condom on right too :D just sayin...
     
  19. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    I would tell her ..... why not
     
  20. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

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    Ok thanks brother anyway hows everybodies night
     
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