Jake and the CHATman

if she says she likes bowling, then thats a good plan if she doesnt like it then she shouldnt have lied on her profile. make sure it isnt a totally shitty bowling alley though.

orison- what color? let me know when you decide. i love the windows they are lovely. all of my windows slide, so they all have to be replaced eventually, i cant get any air circulation. half of them dont have proper screens. but im going to add faux diamond leading, give it a kind of storybook cottage feel.

 

oh, i thought you guys would get a kick out of this, one stop shop! and this is colorado, so you KNOW what the green gross stands for, lol

 

ive bought normal ones but it so long ago i dont even remember what they cost

no need for them since im single and alone

 

she wants red/pink/white and I want blue/white..
probably going to be the blue/white as Ive white and blue paint already. but Ive 2baths to paint,, and the other was going blue., so I guess this will be red/pink after all.. http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/bathroom-designs-18.jpg

 

If she gets pregnant, you guys better feel like assholes for laughing at this

This is srs bizzness mkay? My life could be like... destroyed... All those plans I had in life that i probably wouldn't have done anyways, could be ruined!? lol

 

You had plans?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We0RKNhRNjw"]Hitler plans a new improved planning a plan - YouTube

 

Well i just wanted to do cool fun stuff... like travel and jump out of flying planes, ya know? lol

yesterday i was worried... but today i'm like fuckit, if its meant to happen.. it will happen, but i don't think it will... because it's not meant to be.. as retarded as that sounds, it sounds logical in my mind? and if it does happen, all will be okay in the end... my mom was 19 when she had me and she ended up fine.. sure it would suck and change a lot of things, but it wouldn't be the end of the world... i'm not ready to be a parent in the least, but if i had to be i think i could be a good one..

and my gf is very motherly.. she loves kids and knows a ton about them and can cook... alls i'd need to do is make money and play with the thing, and go do fun stuff with it.. teach it a few things that i barely know myself.. lol..

Tbh.. the only thing that would really suck is i'd have to get a real job, and work full time, over time, and as much as i could... but if its what i gotta do, then its what i gotta do...

But, i'm still sure all will be fine and nothing will happen :2thumbsup:

 

if your o'lady knows you like we know you she stopped on her way home and got the b pil on her own

 

it is serious business sweetie. theres this thing that adults do when things get serious, its called "gentle ribbing" (giggity, lol) and "lightening the mood"
we have already given you the advice you need. frankly the moment you know you want to fuck somebody, you should discuss the birth control, the feelings on the morning after pill, abortions, and basically just what the hell "IF" and what will we do? whats the contingency plan?

im going to tell you right now though, as many as 1 in 4 pregnancies ends in miscarriage.
About 15% of recognized pregnancies will end in a miscarriage.
According to the March of Dimes, as many as 50% of all pregnancies end in miscarriage -- most often before a woman misses a menstrual period or even knows she is pregnant.

i have had 2 where i knew i was pregnant, and they are painful. and they are emotionally trying. and they never really leave you.

we know that its your business. and right now, if she doesnt use plan b, it is a "wait and see" phase. she should take a prenatal vitamin just in case, they wont hurt her if she isnt preggo, but the sooner they are started the better if she is.
you generally have no trouble with condoms, it was probably over-lubricated at the factory, or she was a little more "grippy" but these things happen, its part of why condoms are 98% effective IF USED CORRECTLY. if its a loose fit, or extra slickery, you should hold it in position or use a cockring.


also- no woman should EVER fuck a man she isnt ok with making a baby with. EVER.

 

Okay... things are starting to make sense. Why didn't the pill work correctly?

 

Just cuz she ovulated doesnt mean she preggo bro

 

its all starting to make sense now




also...how old was she when she had that older brother you said you had?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58"]Steely Dan - Kid Charlemagne (Live) - YouTube
all this kid talk ..

 

gotta disagree here...there is NOTHING wrong with casual sex

 

Idk. Ive never really had vaginal sex with anyone I didnt see as a potential baby maker..

 

well, I am a squirrel, thats what we do, multiply..

 

I already talked to her about this, she said she had to think about it for some reason... apparently she thinks its no different than a very early abortion or something, i dunno... but we both just only found out about this pill yesterday... and we didn't really get time to read into it or anything, we read like one website about it and it made it sound kinda bad, i'll be telling her to read into it more when she gets home..

We'll probably end up getting it tomorrow, i believe you have up to 3 days to take it?

So you're trying to say the odds of getting pregnant are slim, like 1 in 4? And then even IF she does get pregnant... the odds of her having a miscarriage are also very high?

So basically... The odds are very low? I know its obviously still possible... but, i wouldn't count on it happening?

A prenatal vitamin this early? I'm not really sure what that is/what that does.. but i was under the assumption that it was good? Aren't we kind of hoping for a miscarriage under these specific circumstances? I don't really want to do anything to promote or instigate this... i'd be glad if a miscarriage took place within a week or two, if she did end up pregnant that is...

And I understand the don't do it until you're ready to have a baby with that person kinda thing... But we've been going out for like 2 years, and we've been like best friends since we were 15... If i were to ever have a baby i'd want it with her, just not right now... but you can't expect us to not do anything together until we're in our mid 20's.. that would be weird

 

lol... watching this random show, they say the amount of inmates in the US raised 600% from the year 1970 to 2005, why did this happen you may ask? Apparently its due to lack of family communication... TV dinner trays were introduced

And that in itself, caused 'crime' to rise 600%... the war on drugs and the government with their stupid laws obviously have nothing to do with it...

This is why i don't watch tv...

 

she needs to think about it because she has probably never thought about it before. it is a much bigger thing for her to deal with than you. kids are not properly instructed in any way, and that only leaves ignorant adults. "it wont happen to me..."

i am not saying that the odds of getting pregnant are slim. there are too many variables. depends on your swimmers. depends on her eggs. one of you could be infertile in the first place. i am just trying to give you some information that should be distributed in handbook form.

Yes, a prenatal vitamin this early. a prenatal vitamin is special (compared to your regular vitamins) in that it contains Higher amounts of Folic acid, iron and calcium. from web MD:

"Folic Acid, Iron, and Calcium

Folic acid helps prevent neural tube birth defects, which affect the brain and spinal cord.
Neural tube defects develop in the first 28 days after conception, before many women know they are pregnant. Because about half of all pregnancies are unplanned, it's recommended that any woman who could get pregnant take 400 micrograms (mcg) of folic acid daily, starting before conception and continuing for the first 12 weeks of pregnancy. (...)
Foods containing folic acid include green leafy vegetables, nuts, beans, citrus fruits, and many fortified foods. Even so, it's a good idea to take a supplement with the right amount of folic acid, as a backup.
Calcium is also important for a pregnant woman. It can help prevent her from losing her own bone density, as the baby uses calcium for its own bone growth.
Iron helps blood -- in both the mother and baby -- carry oxygen."

and i was not saying "until you are ready to make a baby" i said "not ok with making a baby with. a woman is choosing the potential genetic material for her offspring when she fucks. im not saying "no casual sex" either. if a woman wants to fuck undesirable genetic material, she should NOT be depending on condoms, she should be on hormonal BC.

its logic. its evolution. its fucking Operational Risk Management.

i am giving "pregnant" information because if you two pussyfoot around you wont have the choice, and you may end up with that final outcome. most pregnancies are unplanned, and failure to understand the systems involved is part of the reason why.