Jake and the CHATman

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  1. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

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    from everything i've read about it, the egg is only viable for 12-24 hours, so basically just on the day of ovulation. after ovulation, you're in the clear (assuming your cycle is regular and you're tracking it correctly). sex 3-4 days before ovulation can result in pregnancy too, because the sperm can live in there for a few days as well.


    but either way ortus... plan B, because, no offence intended, you are most definitely not ready to be a father.
     
  2. wyldwynd

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j4aGStGO0Q&sns=em"]Surprise we're pregnant!...so are we! - YouTube
     
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    so I was ripping out the wall in the bathroom.. WTF!!

    who puts linoleum on a wall? this wall is buckled. so I take my scrapper and punch thru it. find a perfectly flat and solid wall under it.. unfucking real..
     
  4. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    Hmmm I don't know seems linoleum would make heavy wallpaper
     
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    yes,, I thought it was wallpaper for a while. Ive never attacked it before. basically using that bath as a slop room. but hella nice cast iron tub. that I really want to use. so much nicer with the high back and depth. I love the old 4 pane windows too. very breezy..

    Ive a few ideas, but want to save money for my kitchen since that a little more important than the bath.

    im either going to tile it all the way around or contemporary white..
    im not going to put in a vanity sink cause it will take up to much space. but an vintage sink like there already..
     
  6. wyldwynd

    wyldwynd ~*~ Super Moderator

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    Ohh that sounds nice....:2thumbsup:
     
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    Im a be ryched out before I even get there..

    Im watching the birds bath in a puddle ,, so cute and funny..
     
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    getting up off my ass is like pulling teeth..

    go go steelers gloves..

    its fucked when the only colors in the burgh hardware stores are black and gold..
    now black and black..
     
  9. wyldwynd

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    the window the cast iron tub and vintage sink
    the possibilities of decorating a bathroom like this are endless
     
  10. Mother's Love

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    i just figured out what im making you! if you want i will make your bathroom curtains (just let me know what size/ type) but i am now inspired to make something to hang up on the wall.

    i just got the boy out back to pull some weeds and grass. what a pain and a half. i got a lot done yesterday though. my garden is late.... she might be pregnant.
    the 3-4 days is based on one of the methods of trying to conceive girls vs boys. not everyone knows the exact moment of egg release, so this range allows the wiggle room. i can feel a pinch in my ovary, but not reliably every month, so i would not depend on it.
    I gotta tell you though, as horny as i am when my body wants to make a baby, i abstain. it just doesnt make sense to me to take that risk on the most "dangerous" days.
     
  11. eggsprog

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    Yeah, it sucks that the day women want it most is the day that is most dangerous lol. My wife took her temperature every morning for a while after going off of the pill, just to see what her cycle was. Now she can be pretty sure, so I make sure to wrap it up during the fertile days.
     
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    awes, youre so cute. 24X42 outside,
    Ive only scrapped where its buckled to make it a flat surface. Ill not be able to paint it without a ton of primer.. they've the wall panels in all differnent colors, 19.00 4x8. Ill not need very much that either since its so small. Ill paint the windows and the outside the tub.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J14Pa0fIN_U"]video129 - YouTube
    yummy lead paint dust for sale, get your DNA rearranged.. :mickey:
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6v4aIpzLU0"]Queensrÿche - Empire (Full Album) - [HD] - [Remastered] - YouTube
     
  14. skitzo child

    skitzo child PEACEFUL LIBRA

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  15. wyldwynd

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    celebrate good times :D

    hope you had a blast faelixx :party:
     
  16. rollingalong

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    what do you have planned for your fish date?
     
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    why do people start entire threads about a youtube videe?o......dont they realize those stupid threads clutter up the site?


    put the fucking thing into a chat thread...

    i hate clicking on a thread only to find out its centered on a lame video that has already made the rounds
     
  18. skitzo child

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    I really dont know i've bever heen on a date before
     
  19. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    do you want pointers?

    not that i'm an expert

    start with where and how are you meeting her?

    do you plan on spending some money?
     
  20. wyldwynd

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    is tonight your date from pof
     
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