Jake and the CHATman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LDgpQyuvAo"]Captain Kangaroo with Mr. Moose and Bunny Rabbit - YouTube

 

cant stop laughing lol...

what have i done.. captn kangroo and shit showing up... motherfucker in hot ass june over load on carrtots... lol.. where bugs bunny in this son of bitch... hook his family up.

 

There wasnt enough Captain Kangaroos on the tube...

Mr. Bunny Rabbit never did say anything, but always
seemed to make his point perfectly clear.


Mr. Bunny Rabbit was a hand puppet on the Captain Kangaroo
show, but to us children who watched, it never occurred to us
that he was anything less than a real rabbit.


The main jist of his existence on the show seemed to be
to trick the Captain into giving him the carrots that were found in those big pockets of his coat. Mr. Bunny Rabbit
seemed to be a master at concocting all sorts of schemes
to accomplish this feat, much to the viewer's delight.


Then Captain Kangaroo would scold Bunny Rabbit for
eating so many carrots.


Although many a mother would tell their children to eat
their carrots because "you never see a rabbit wearing glasses".....
yet, you had to wonder why if eating carrots was so good
for you, why did Mr. Bunny Rabbit wear glasses?

 

He ate the carrots to stay ahead of the game, then wore the glasses to double check his work before sending it out. Fool Proof.

 

I dunno who mr kangaroo is but mr rogers is my shit

 

Roasted carrots are yum too ....

 

ur the wackiest squirrel i know, thats saying alot Sir. :sunny:

 

cant too many carots make your skin orange?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga2T57rs4MQ"]Bugs Bunny's Girlfriends - YouTube

 

carrots and sweet potatoes can give your skin an orange color.

if you have a pressure canner you could can them and have them in the winter. veggies are low acid, so it MUST be pressure canned. the majority of fruits and tomatoes (i know they are a fruit, im just pointing it out) are high enough in acid that they can be water-bath canned. if you dont follow the rules, you risk botulism. but its not that scary, the rules are not hard, and are similar to other kitchen prep rules. scrupulously clean surfaces and utensils, the right tools for the job, and knowing how to prepare and preserve foods safely. you want the "Ball Complete Book of Home Preserving"

you can also shred them, let them dry slightly, spread in thin layers on a sheet pan in the freezer, and then bag them up. they wont defrost and be crunchy, but they will be perfect for carrot cake, or quickbreads. good way to add veggies to munchie foods. its like zucchini or pumpkin bread.

 

carrots and raisins ..

 

Im supposed to meet this girl from plenty of fish this weekend im nervous but amped

 

i think i might have fucked up big time...

so i was at my gfs house all day once i got home from work... tried to sleep there but couldn't, been up for 30hrs now.. so we were restless, and one thing led to another, as you probably know.. but..

we finish, i pull out... and realize.. dafuq, where's the condom? its inside her... whatthefuck... thats never happend before, maybe i put it on wrong or something cause i was tired? I don't know...

She tracks her cycles too, apparently she's in 'ovulation' (just learnt that word today hah..) and thats when you get pregnant? It just started too... fuck

she was freaking out and started to cry and stuff because she was so scared... so of course i just played it off as it was nothing, saying there's probably nothing even in her, and laughed it off and made jokes.... but deep down, i'm a bit nervous..

I don't really think anything will happen... like... it can't... its not meant to be, so it wont be... like what are the odds? that shit can't happen to me, that'd be way to fucked up... like, people have done way worse way more frequently, no protection at all.. and they never get pregnant.. so what are the odds, right?

 

Take her to a pharmacy and get plan B. Go now. Really, you should go do that now.

 

there is a sale on baby stuff at gap for kids.....

you should go get a dozen onezies for the li tyke

 

plan b?

laugh now rolling, i'm making you the godfather... i'm sending it your way 9 months from now...

I don't think anything will happen... Just got that feeling, and if it does... then i'll be fuckin flabbergasted... thank god coat hangers are cheap

 

No... Just no.

 

I just used a coat hanger to unclog a pipe.. weed pipe that is. chunky resin fetus..

 

Congrats ortus

 

i see nothing wrong with abortion, only reason i wouldn't do it is cause i wouldn't wanna cause health issues for my gf down the line...

you guys eat eggs, don't you? Chicken abortion lol.. stuffs no different than killing a tadpole

But fuckit, no talk like this... because she won't get pregnant anyways... no point stressing and worrying over it when there's nothing i can do but wait a week or two