Jail Bait

hahahhahah Of course you could.. hehe *pats head* :leaving:

 

gotta love matching sarcastic comments with equally sarcastic comments

 

Of course.. Its all about the revelry.. and being uber stoned.

 

I've only been in the grip of statutory rape. That was in high school. Her parents didn't really care as long as I didn't knock her up. It was really weird because they said that to my face. In recent times though, I seem to me a MILF magnet. Chicks with 2 or more kids want to have sex with me. I'm not complaining. Women who are older than me are better at certain sexual acts than girls my age. That's in my experience however. Plus older women aren't as likely to be teenage drama queens. Plus, the older women I've slept with will tell you suck in the sack. One of them told me to get off of her and do it right. I laughed and followed instructions.