Jah Chatafari!

kids messing around with fire hydrants its not even that hot outside today

 

I always get high at the worst time

Why is it that nobody ever bothers me and i'm never in serious or important situations when i'm sober, but then the second i get high somebody has to call or text me with something serious that i have to reply to, especially with my girlfriend, i can't think when i'm high... argh

 

you have a girlfriend?....you bastard....stop complaining about the work involved to maintain a girlfriend......although...i am the one to turn to for advice...run it by me...whats her dilemma?...i have helped hundreds here lol..........i dont even need to know the problem.....the solution is to break up immediately...that whiny **** will be snivelling in no time...unless she is way hot...in that case maybe you should snivel?


fucking mosquitos are already biting...little fuckers...i know i just got some fucked up disease from one

 

sometimes when im in the woods I look like a bank robber with a pantyhoe over my head. bite me all you want, just dont fly in my eyes and ears.. fuck that noise.

 

why not wear an keffiyeh instead of panty hose never been in the woods day in my life

 

haha...in the mouth.....a classic......i spray occasionally .....it can be bad at sundown in the woods.....the truck fills up with them...black flies too

 

generally I do wear a keffiyeh, but sometimes I want some thing a little more lighter..

 

Double Post

 

One thing I don't miss about SA is the mosquito's.. but I have to say I prefer them to the scottish midges. Now THEY get in your eyes, ears, mouth, nostrils, japs-eye etc..
At least with a mosquito you only need to hit it once, but when there's a black cloud of flying little shits that are so light they blow away before your hand reaches them, only nuclear warfare can save you..

And I need to find some softer wood to carve... holy fuck my hand hurts, and the carving is shit. Too ashamed of it to post a photo, so here's a pic of my old cat being a pleb.

 

usually she's fine, but i just got this long ass text from her going into details about how she thinks i don't love/care about her anymore, and at this point i'm already baked beyond belief... so i'm just sitting there like "wtf... what are we talking about?.... :sifone: "

and the worst part is she doesn't even smoke or do anything, she doesn't even like it when i do, so i can't even use that as an excuse

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPFNnquncGk&feature=related"]1950s Marijuana Commerical - YouTube

 

i just heard a banging sound from somewhere in the house...i thought it was one of the kids still awake...i soon found my cat foxglove in the hunting position staring at a cabinet in the kitchen...we have been through this many times...i slowly start moving items from under the cabinet and i see my cat is flipping out with his hairs straight up....i move the last thing and a fucking snake slithers out....albeit a tiny one its a snake just the same......

second one inside the house today

 

Holy crap, i'd freak if i saw a snake in my house

I once found a stray cat in my house (it must have gotten in threw an open window) i thought it was a monster... i heard something hissing at like 3am and it freaked the shit out of me lol

in my defence, it was dark, i was sleeping... imagine waking up to a hissing sound just to find this big black object with glowing eyes underneath your bed...

 

Only thing that ever came in my house or apartment was water bugs and a little mouse

 

I once had a mouse die in my heater vent, so my room smelt like rotted death for months, especially when we turned the heater on... I didn't realize it was coming from there until it was pretty much gone...

 

My parents, harass me all the fucking time when i'm coming home, call when you're here call when you're there, all that annoying shit i can't handle it anymore!

today i was hitting two blunts and smoked hash oil. i haven't done either in a long while. skip to where we leave, i ask my friend to drop me off near the tim hortons around my area. there is a huge line and its because there is only one girl working there. this was probably the worst day of that girl's life as of yet. she probably wants to quit after that.
anyways, i'm sitting there for maybe 40 mins by myself drinking my drink, playing with my cell phone, thinking about things, listening to my music. then i go to leave and there are 5 cop cars in front, questioning a group of gangstas.
remember i'm high as fuck, so i get kinda worried because i don't trust that area at night, and clearly i have reason to. so i kind of panic and i don't know if i'm allowed to walk through all this, but i look at the cop and just walk by kinda nervously.

and now i need to walk down this dark street by myself. i never ever call my parents for anything when walking home because i feel invincible usually, i don't know why. but i didn't tonight, so i called my house. and its busy, and i call and call again but there is no answer. i call my mothers cell phone and no one answers. i have my pepper spray in one hand and my cell in the other calling my house but the line is busy.
i'm kind if scared, and my parents, the time i actually need them for comfort and protection, they are not there. so really, i can only depend on myself.

 

so because you went to an area you're nervous in and walked home alone in the dark (things you could have avoided easily), and your parents weren't sitting around waiting for your call, you can't depend on them?

 

but its that they didn't care i couldn't get in contact with them

 

snakes are the norm around here...i wish you guys could hear the spring peepers....thousands of fucking frogs that i can hear from about a kilometre away....they drown out the wind turbines which are only 600 meters..........

i cant help but notice the canadians here...haha.....joker is that why you are hiding...too many of us canucks....there is like 12 now.where are you with the pepper spray?