I've slept with 12 people....

I'd say road head counts, hand jobs don't. After all, one is considered oral sex, the other is just getting help jerking it, isn't it?

 

Bj's count?
What if I didn't swallow?
What if I just kissed it?
...either way I think you need to add 2 more to my 2

 

Getting head doesn't count.

 

What about anal then? I think anything with sex attached to the end should count.


Maybe not... just thought about aural sex and how retarded it is. So I guess if we are going to discriminate aural sex, oral sex would have to go too.

Anal still remains on the list though.

 

well, it seems like the ladies are including same sex encounters, so i'll have to revise my total. its probably closer to 25 if i include women.

if blowjobs count....hm...add about 5 to that.

so, 30.

 

7 women

 

1 man
Another guy who I gave a blowjob to
No ladies

 

Why not?

 

Does it count if you hump cut-outs that you made of people.. If that's the case than mark me down for 1,453...VD free!

 

Just watch out for paper cuts...those hurt like a bastard...

 

I bet one of them was of Kitten on the beach. Shroomie you dirty girl!

 

Yeah anal counts I think. Personally I'm not that into it, and haven't had anal sex with anyone new to that list.

As tempting as it is to make a fitzys mom joke.

 

Yeah, I know... they use to be wood but I would get way to many splinters, just wasn't worth it...Paper is just more flexible...

 

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and the one I hump on Tuesdays is yours

 

Haven't had the chance!

 

Is it the one that shows my warts? I bet it is...I know how hot warts make you.

 

of course it is... I made the warts 3-D with chewed gum, that way I can have my way with your warts that it almost feels real...

 

:lol: Shroom that is one of the reasons you have always been one of my favorites.

 

Mucho Gracias...!


this is where I tell you that it is all true, I do have that in the corner of my bedroom next to a pile of double-mint gum wrappers...

 

Ooh so I'm minty huh? Did you make sure to leave food particles in the gum so hair could grow on it?


Damn now I wish I could grow hair on my warts like you are able to grow hair on your moles.


OMG a guy just walked by and crop dusted on me! :ack: