I've slept with 12 people....

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  1. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Only 1, maybe 2 that actually ever meant anything to me.
     
    Face Eater, Apr 13, 2008
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  3. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    2 that I've loved. A lot more that I haven't. It's hard to count when you're hammered.
     
    Sitka, Apr 13, 2008
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  5. half a hippie

    half a hippie Member

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    There is a very high probability I will end up as a monk....

    To each his own...

    Sorry on disrupting this thread with my celibacy[​IMG]
     
    half a hippie, Apr 14, 2008
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  7. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    No, no...Celibacy is a great thing !
     
    Piaf, Apr 14, 2008
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  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    234,532,637,245,234,143,124,136,870,978,076 all at the same time..word...
     
    mystical_shroom, Apr 14, 2008
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  11. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    You should have asked each of them for a quarter....you'd be rich...:D
     
    mitten_kitten, Apr 14, 2008
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  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    dag nab it.. Why didn't I think of that :( All those blisters for nothing...
     
    mystical_shroom, Apr 14, 2008
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  15. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    "So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" -Stewie
     
    mitten_kitten, Apr 14, 2008
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  17. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :D

    hmm, well, I am just one huge hole now...I can't sit on barstools or small chairs, I just slide right down them...It causes quite the problem...
     
    mystical_shroom, Apr 14, 2008
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  19. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    I'm truly flattered, but also truly short of money. You'll have to make do with this to tide you over until I become a millionaire from making awful music:


    http://photos-d.ak.************/photos-ak-sf2p/v241/173/44/623407663/n623407663_800875_4548.jpg
     
    SelfControl, Apr 14, 2008
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  21. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    Easier to hide than a little black book, I guess.




    Have there even been that many human cocks? If not EWWWW. Unless, of course, this was the meaning behind that Mars Volta lyrics "I got a penis that'll rip through the very fabric of time!"
     
    SelfControl, Apr 14, 2008
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  23. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :sniff1:

    I actually lied, the number is bigger than that but I didn't want people to make me feel ashamed or bad...
    it's actually 234,532,637,245,234,143,124,136,870,978,076,943,935,964...
    There I am finally free now...Thanks internet thread for making me finally free [​IMG]
     
    mystical_shroom, Apr 14, 2008
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  25. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I have more jokes if you're game. :D

    Like maybe you could be the time tunnel in the next Dr. Who remake...
     
    mitten_kitten, Apr 14, 2008
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  27. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    HAHA..
    This is a good one, this one is a keeper...I liked it :D
     
    mystical_shroom, Apr 14, 2008
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  29. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Only one. We've been together for 11 years now and we're celebrating our 9th wedding anniversary this upcoming weekend. [​IMG]
     
    hippychickmommy, Apr 14, 2008
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  31. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    today's my anniversary!
     
    mamaKCita, Apr 14, 2008
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  33. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    No way! Happy Anniversary!!!
     
    hippychickmommy, Apr 14, 2008
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  35. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    How long have you 2 been together ?
     
    Piaf, Apr 14, 2008
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  37. Cate8

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    happy lovey anniversary mama
     
    Cate8, Apr 14, 2008
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  39. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Congrats KC. Dave sure is a lucky man. I hope you both have messy wild anniversary sex.
     
    redyelruc, Apr 14, 2008
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