I've Slept 3 Times! The 4Th Time I Wont! (Mystic Testimony!)

I've slept 3 times Hell came and gone! The 4th time, in a moment, I wont!

The mystery of what happened w/ me is solved! Hell came on like a snare 3 times after earth had passed those same number of times!

The 4th time earth shall pass, and Hell comes on, I and 3 others alive shall remain in Hell meeting in the air while awake to what is and has been all going on, to behold our priority of sexuality in the paradises.

 

Sure man... whatever you say. I hope it at least makes sense to you.

 

That sounds like something someone would write in their sleep after a really fucked up dream.

 

well aside from the sexuality bit, which may be of no great pertinence, i think the op have their heaven and hell reversed.

 

on very rough estimate, i've probably slept about 12000 times. unless of course you count the times i wake up for a few minutes in the middle of the night as creating two separate sleeps. in which case there's no way to even try to come up with an accurate number.

 

Somewhere, I read that taking naps is bad on your heart because waking up is hard for your heart; so, if you have to wake up twice a day that's just more work to wear out your heart.

 

Are you saying that you want to be a girl? Or is it that you can't get any so you're demanding to go to hell to get some tail (because sex is "evil")?