I've never...

i never drove a boat for longer run that half an hour

 

i never scuba dived.....

 

i never drove a spaceship

 

i never had a spaceship...

 

I've never seen an elephant fly

 

i never was in a crash on the dart ha! ha!

 

I've never driven more than about 500 miles at once.

 

i never was president...

 

I've never wanted to be president.

 

ive never voted for a president

 

I never ran for Congress.

 

I've never run for my life.

 

i never run when i can walk

 

I've never had a pet skunk.

 

i never had a pet bigfoot

 

I've never had big feet.

 

ive never made clothes from scratch

 

I've never had an itch that I couldn't get scratched.

 

i've never had an itch i couldn't scratch

 

ive never done 1000 pushups in a day