I've never...

I've never been a real tree.

 

i never caught a fallen star

 

never been to space

 

I've never seen pigs fly.

 

I've never met Jerry.

 

i never met tom ha! ha!

 

ive never ate a banana with one hand while masturbating with the other

 

I have never eaten banana, dipping it in tea.

 

i never like eating with knives an forks

 

I've never driven stick.

 

I have never had to post a private message to someone before like I did just then!

 

i never met a real unicorn

 

i've never alas been to ireland...

 

i never alas been ta texas

 

ive never had sex with someone over 40

 

I've never owned a statue of the Eiffel Tower.

 

I have never done the polar bear dip.

 

i never had a bicycle with brakes that work right

 

I never learned to draw well.

 

I never learned to dance the foxtrot.