**I've Never**

Ive never rode a horse

 

Ive never eaten a hoarse

 

...and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
j/k - just wanted to see who got that.
I've never had sex.

 

never missed more than a week posting,, till recently.

 

i never shaved with peanut butter.

 

I've never been buried in the snow

 

I've never seen an Orison319 post without the harmonica squirrel til today

 

I've never been able to suck my own dick

 

I've never had a dick.

 

I never made love with anybody but my hubby

 

never thrown up in a phone booth....

 

I've never ate a whole pizza

 

I've never worked at McDonalds

 

I've never liked cold weather

 

I've never slept with 3 women at once, yet.

 

Ive never seen a whale

 

I've never dated a whale.

 

Ive never surfed

 

I've never had a cow..... man

 

Ive never been pepper sprayed