**I've Never**

I've never stayed at one job for more than a year and a half.

 

Felt at ease in a crowd....;-)

 

I've never lived in a city.....

 

never been hit by a train...

 

I've never been hit by a car.....

 

I've never had a job.

 

Ive never played on a high school team

 

I've never been on the dole.

 

Ive never been on welfare

 

I've never taken a shower in the rain

 

Ive never done a rain dance

 

I've never had a flat tire....

 

I've never had a blond girlfriend

 

I've never sued anyone.

 

Ive never had a vasectomy

 

I've never concidered a vasectomy

 

I've never liked tomatoes, until now

 

I've never been anywhere exotic

 

I've never mooned anyone

 

I've never shaved my legs