**I've Never**

Ive never paid to watch UFC

 

ive never watched ufc

 

I've never sold drugs

 

Ive never sold or did heroin

 

I've never eaten human flesh.

 

never worn a dress

 

Ive never made cheese

 

Never fucked a mermaid.

 

Ive never seen a mermaid

 

ive never seen bigfoot

 

I've never like being along at night in the dark

 

I've never been on the subway

 

Ive never drove a GSXR1100

 

I've never drove a mini van

 

Ive never been in the back seat of a police car

 

I've never punched anybody in the face

 

I've never had a pet dog.

 

i've never had a pet monkey

 

Ive never had a funeral

 

subway-yes ...gsxr1100-yes[around mosport]...minivan-own one....back of police car-sadly a few times....punched someones face-yes,hockey....had many dogs and no monkey............................never been in a threesome