**I've Never**

i never went to ''juvie''

 

Ive never shot a cop

 

I've never shot the sheriff....

 

Ive never shot the deputy

 

I've never sucked dick, yuck!

 

Ive never paid for satellite tv

 

I get free porn

 

Ive never had a pet rooster

 

I've never had a horse

 

i've never done LSD

 

Ive never crashed any car Ive owned

 

I've never spent the night in the woods

 

Ive never hotwired a car that I didnt own

 

I've never seen that done

 

Ive never been the beneficiary of a malfunctioning bank machine

 

i've never been on the winning side of a bank error

 

I've never used a bank machine...

 

I dont use debit cards....because I hate paying a fee for nothing

 

i never have a lot of dough in the bank

 

I've never filed a claim for a car accident....