**I've Never**

where do you hunt and with what weopon..curious and nosy..i've never hunted

 

I've never hunted, but I do have a gun...

 

i've never owned stock

 

I've never been handcuffed...

 

ive never escaped from handcuffs and ive never been tied up

 

I've never been hog tied

 

I've never been tarred and feathered.

 

Ive never liked hot spicy food

 

I've never liked cleaning the toilets

 

ive never met anybody that liked to clean toilets

 

never let a chick pukin stop me from bangin her

 

I've never really completely gotten over my first true love.

 

I've never had to get over my first true love, I married him...

 

Lucky you, she stomped on my heart. Is in love with a douche bag, just had a son(at my age) and I know we would have been perfect, coulda taught each other many things. Oh well. Her choice I guess.

I've never thought I'm a good enough writer.

 

I've never wanted to be with anybody else but my husband.

Sorry, to hear that. Just don't give up on love, you'll find it someday, your still young. Have some fun....

 

that must be great, never having to deal with loosing them. I was depressed for months, moping around and such is pretty lame. I know how there is the whole thing about "you'll find someone else" and all but I know atm its not gonna happen. Thats one of the reasons I started working out again, loose some weight, gain some muscle... You know, get a little better in the looks department lol. I know I'll find somebody someday, and if not oh well.

I've never sat down and written a decent story.

I'm going to take another crack at it now.

 

I've never written anything.

Don't be so hard on yourself about how you look, its what on inside that counts. Looks are only superficial... Good luck with your writing.

 

Well it didn't turn out great but it was a decent practice. And although I do want to get in better shape for woman its also a thing for me, I like to hike but I'd like better stamina and overall fitness.

I've never driven a boat.

 

I've never fallin' overboard...

 

I've never fell in the water drunk....:-0