**I've Never**

i've never took a cow to market

 

i've never come into contact with ayahuasca

 

never had crabs

 

I've never ate crab

 

Ive never had mono

 

I've never square danced.

 

Ive never worn high heels

 

i've never walked under a ladder

 

Ive never prayed to Allah

 

I've never went to church on sunday

 

ive never cared if my clothing was wrinkled

 

I've never liked vodka

 

Whilst Taking Flying Lessons, I Never Once Landed The Plane, Without My

Instructor Having A Freakout..!!......(everything looked o.k. from where i

was sitting)...



Cheers Glen.

 

I've never fainted

 

I've never been more then 1000 miles from my birthplace.

 

I've never huffed

 

Iv'e Never Wanted To Apologise To Anyone More Than I Do Now, To The

Sweet Young Flower, In The Post Above, After My Tasteless Makeup

Remark...


Cheers Glen.











Phew!!......Think I Just Grovelled Out Of That Mess.

 

I've never been more accepting of an appology

 

i've never suffered memory loss from excessive alcohol consumption

 

^I have.
I've never been into the local Adam & Eve sex shop in town.