**I've Never**

ive never forgotton how good the sports ass slap[with hockey sticks]can feel when your a kid

 

I've never been ass slapped with a hockey stick

 

I've never slapped a cop

 

ive never slapped a slapper

 

I've never slapped someone that didn't deserve it....

 

Ive never been as lazy as Ive been this winter

 

I've never liked being stuck in the house all winter...

 

Ive never confessed at church

 

never realized how bright the world can be......

 

Ive never had my pupils dilated medically

 

I guess you don't wear glasses.



I've never had toe fungus

 

I've never had any kind of fungus

 

Ive never liked getting licked in the face by a dog

 

ive never put peanut butter on my privates

 

Ive never had a milf experience

 

Ive never had theft insurance coverage on my cars

 

I've never shot a mammal.

 

Ive never been ambitious

 

I've never punched a cop.

 

Ive never driven a city transit bus