**I've Never**

I've never seen any of the Godfather movies.

 

Ive never found it easy to talk to females

 

Ive never liked CSI miami

 

I've never drunk dialed an ex

 

ive never had an orgy

 

Ive never ran over a bullfrog

 

Ive never liked meatballs in my spaghetti

 

i've never felt more suited to a forum (wish i was talking about hipforums)

 

Ive never made music

 

never liked going to funerals....

 

ive never watched a porn movie beginning to end

 

Ive never NOT liked rice pudding....mmmmmm...I bet youd like it the way my father makes it

 

ive never fired a real gun

 

Ive never hired a prostitute

 

ive never fired a prostitute

 

Ive never smoked weed

 

Ive never purposely gave someone a flat tire

 

ive never done graffiti

 

Ive never stolen someones truck

 

Ive never been to the IMAX theatre