**I've Never**

never been told I was perfectly sane.....

 

i've never held a grudge longer than it should be

 

i've never poked a milfs butt

 

Ive never owned a fitted suit

 

I've never liked men in suits......I like my in jeans...

 

I love to see women barefooted....

 

i've never suffered a burst appendix

 

I've never streaked

 

Ive never enjoyed passing a kidney stone

 

i've never seen a tiger

 

i've never fixed a car

 

I've never changed a tire

 

i've never been one to get buzzed up over going out on the piss

 

I never want to know the pain of losing a loved one....

 

i've never met in person someone i met online

 

i've never set fire to a school building

 

i've never set fire to a person i met online

 

i've never drank pink lemonade

 

I've never spent so much time online

 

i've never thought about stopping smoking