I've never...

i've never died

 

I've never broken my arm

 

I've never had an ear ache.

 

ive never sharted...............yes i have

 

I,ve never been to jail

 

i've never been a contestant on the price is right

 

I've never been in space

 

I've never met Ben Affleck

 

i've never thrown someone off a cliff

 

i've never driven my car into the atlantic

 

I've never seen Neil Young live in concert

 

Ive never been fucked in the ass by toolmaggot wearing a strap on, but Im trying..

 

I've never wanted to have my back door opened

 

Ive never had faith in reverse psychology..

 

I've never not used negative double negatives

 

i've never had a threesome in the back of a limo

 

I've never shaved my eyebrows

 

I never seen someone not able to take a hint.. We can pick someone else besides BBAD.

 

i've never been in a submarine

 

I,ve never eaten dog meat