I've never...

I never met a president of the USA, prime minister of Canada, or Idi Amin

 

I've never breast fed anyone

 

i've never planted money to grow a money tree.

 

i've never been to africa

 

I've never shot an elk

 

I've never gone to vegas with mrdot

 

i've never touched a gun.

 

I never shot an unarmed person, I think.

 

I've never been handcuffed

 

I've never won the lottery

 

I've never voted

 

I've never got eaten by a polar bear

 

i've never been in a plane crash

 

I've never wanted to ride a horse

 

i've never really liked the holidays

 

I've never made a shoe

 

ive never put a phone in my shoe

 

I've never been to Vietnam

 

I've never been to Russia

 

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