I've never...

I've never been to Ohio

 

I've never been to Hawaii

 

I,ve never streaked

 

I've never been in a sex orgy

 

I've never been president

 

I've never owned a passport

 

I have never spit on a reigning monarch.

 

I've never wanted to be cheese

 

I have never been televised eating.

 

i've never worn abercrombie and fitch

 

I've never really cared whether other people care what I think or not.

 

Ive never asked a hobo for a smoke

 

I have never won an academy award for cinematography.

 

I've never met Albert Einstein

 

i've never toked in a foreign country

 

I've never been to the moon yet

 

I have never smoked a cuban cigar inside the continental US

 

I've never desired a cigar....and I can buy the best cubans at a corner store cigar shop less than 10 miles away

 

I never had a dream where I was Obama

 

iv never been to mexico