I've never...

i've never rode a bike off a roof

 

I've never rode a skateboard

 

i've never kissed a bird

 

I've never started a forest fire

 

Ive never slapped a moose on the ass.....yet

 

i've never been on a mechanical bull

 

i've never owned an automatic car/truck

 

...Pulled a McTwist.

 

done a backflip

 

I never swam in the ocean

 

i've never swam in the indian ocean

 

I've never played poker for money

 

I've never appeared in a major theatrical production



(notice the tall, slim, handsome, rusty-haired, really nice, modest guy in the Olive Drab woven lounge suit. He looks like the avatar.)

 

I've never drive without my seatbelt on

(yes, he does kinda looks like your avatar)

 

Never seen a longer thread..

 

I've never liked a messy house

 

I've never being convicted for murder. :]

 

Ive never met someone who never planned on getting caught for murder..

 

I've never did like being in a crowd of people

 

I have never snowboarded.