I've never...

I've never drove my huddy truck

 

i've never trusted stoners

 

I've never been a stripper

 

I have never hated our soldiers....

 

i've never trusted the government

 

i've never trusted the people i work for

 

i never enjoyed going to a school

 

never trusted anyone over 30, now I'm one of em....:-(

 

I never wore a whig

 

I've never ridden a horse

 

i've never been bit by a snake

 

I've never been arrested

 

i've never been sued

 

I've never been buried

 

I never trusted anybody over 50. Now I'm one of them.

 

I never drove my car though a road-block

 

i've never been in a cop car chase

 

I've never driven faster than 140 MPH

 

I've never run over a dog

 

I've never tried ski jumping.