I've never...

i've never been to band camp

 

I've never seen an ocean, or left the country. I've traveled very little.

 

I've never entered my apple pie in a baking contest

 

i've never owned a cat

 

I've never been on a hayride

 

Ive never had children

 

i've never liked cold weather

 

i've never ate bellatoria pizza

 

I've never played high school sports

 

i've never been beat with a belt

 

i've never had sex at the airport

 

I've never gotten a speeding ticket

 

i've never trusted a drug dealer, regardless what they sellin

 

i've never been given a puppy for christmas

 

i've never like the steelers

FUCK EM

 

i've never eaten at whataburger

 

i've never lived in canada

 

I've never cheated on my taxes

 

Ive never been completely honest with my taxes

 

I've never been lost in the woods