I've never...

Ive never been in an airplane

 

i've never joined the mile high club

 

I,ve never gone camping

 

i've never been attacked by a bear

 

I've never eaten turtle

 

i've never chopped off a toe in a lawn mower

 

I've never ran over anyone

 

I've never thrown a shoe on someone

 

I've never missed an episode of survivor

 

i've never been outside of north america

 

I've never driven a street motorcycle

 

I've never had sex. hehehehehehehe

 

i've never run down the street naked

 

I've never had twins

 

i've never pissed on a midget

 

I never shaved my legs

 

never dropped acid

 

I've never driven drunk

 

i've never gotten a dui

 

I've never ate crocodile