I've never...

i've never baked a pie

 

i've never had a $50 bottle of rum

 

I've never played a Mahler symphony

 

i've never fucked a grandma

 

i've never had sex on a train

 

I've never had more than $6000 in my hand

 

i've never had cancer

 

I've never smoked cigarettes.

 

i've never posted a picture of myself on hipforums

 

I've never been offered an apple by adam and eve... how rude!

 

I've never gambled

 

i've never played blackjack at a casino

 

I've never lost a toe to frostbite

 

i've had plastic surgery

 

I've never had a boob job

 

i've never been in an ambulance

 

Ive never put a tv on my head

 

I've never changed a flat tire

 

Never been kissed where I've always wanted to

 

flown a kite during a thunderstorm...