I've never...

I've never egged someone's car

 

I've never toilet papered a house

 

Ive never put sugar in someones gas tank

 

i've never keyed someone's car

 

been jumped out of perfectly good airplanes...

 

i've never run in a marathon

 

woke up under a bridge...

 

I've never smoked a joint

 

Ive never smoked a 6 foot bong... only 5 foot

 

i've never owned a bong

 

I've never NOT owned a bong....

 

i've never bought coke

 

I've never free based coke

 

i've never been less than one cell

 

i've never been in a cell

 

i've never been in a helicopter

 

i've never had liposuction

 

i've never had open heart surgery

 

I've never smoked cigarettes

 

i've never been a jedi knight