I've never...

I've never eaten a whole pizza by myself

 

i've never failed a piss test

 

I've never seen the inside of a jail

 

Ive never been inside a working nickel mine

 

i've never eaten cat food

 

i've never punched a baby

 

i've never had a baby

 

Ive never wanted a baby

 

i've never had a sibling

 

I never waited for Godot

 

I,ve never had a pet moose

 

i've never had a pet gecko

 

I've never ran over a Chinese person

 

i've never robbed a subway

 

i've never pretended to be someone i wasn't while online

 

i've never been unreal

 

Ive never tried to stick my tongue on the pole

 

i've never danced on a pole

 

Ive never shaved my toe hair

 

Ive never been detained at the border