I've never...

I have never had a three way with tegan and sara. i wish.

 

Ive never seen you post before now

 

I've never cut the corner of my finger off

 

I've never been lobotomized

 

I've never danced with cheese.

 

I've never been to a bar/club... promise... no kidding!

 

I've never heard such a thing.

 

i've never been hit a train

 

Ive never punched a train

 

I've never been in a mental hospital

 

ive never had pizza

 

I've never had sex with a woman.

 

ive never killed a bird

 

I never been in a fight.

 

I've never milked a cow

 

i've never ate a spider

 

I never bungee jumped

 

Ive never been stabbed

 

I've never been to my own funeral

 

Ive never skated fast