I've never...

i've never colored my hair purple

 

i've never been 100% convinced there is a god.

 

I have never told broony that I loved him/her/it.

 

i've never loved a it.

 

i've never had a pen pal

 

i've never been sponsored in a sport

 

i've never had sex in a cemetery

 

i've never ate donuts in Greenland

 

I have never balanced pancakes on the head of a bunny.

 

i've never been to Greenland

 

i enjoy eating fat cows slaughtered

 

I have never killed anything I have eaten, at least animalwize

 

i've been allergic to shell fish my whole life

 

Im have never crapped on a duck.

 

i have never liked the name george

 

I have never winked at anyone.

 

i've never read the book watership down

 

I have never been in a bar

 

i've never owned a suit

 

I've never ran through school naked,(even though I really want to)