I've never...

i've never dressed a house pet in lingerie

 

Ive never seen a dragon

 

i've never been struck by lighting

 

I've never found a large sum of money

 

Ive never been in the back of a police car

 

i've never seen a ufo

 

I've never stuck my finger up my ass. fully.

 

I've never cheated on my husband

 

Ive never partially stuck my finger up my ass

 

ive never stuck a finger up your ass

 

I've never changed a babies diaper

 

i've never kissed a drag queen

 

I've never said 'wow, this is good cheese'.

 

i've never been a jacksonville jaguar cheerleader

 

i've never drove on ice

 

i've never entered a wet t-shirt contest

 

Bitten a secret service man

 

I've never mooned anybody

 

I have never roller skated, while eating peanut butter out of a jar.

 

never gone streaking