I've never...

been wind sailing

 

i've never stepped in quick sand

 

never ate liver

 

i've never been a cannibal

 

I've never liked cabbage

 

i've never gotten a DUI

 

I've never been to California

 

never been inside a strip joint

 

i've never been a topless cocktail waitress

 

Ive never been 34

 

i've never grown weed

 

I've never been an exibishionist

 

i've never spoke russian

 

i've never played roulette in vegas

 

i've never been to vegas

 

i've never been to idaho

 

i've never been texas

 

ive never brushed my teeth without putting the brush under the running water for a second before sticking it in my mouth

 

i've never taken a shower without testing the water temp first

 

i've never been on a motorcycle on the highway