I've never...

I've never won the lottery

 

I have never been a contestant on Jeapordy.

 

I've never been a nun

 

i've never been attacked by a shark

 

i've never gutted a fish

 

i've never been deep sea fishing

 

i've never been a stripper

 

i've never been to a strip club

 

i've never sold anything at a flea market

 

I've never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

 

i've never been to china, YAY

 

i've never eaten caviar

 

i've never heard a fat lady sing

 

i've never streaked through the mall.

 

i've never been to new york, YAY

 

ive never wondered who shot JR.

 

i've never voted

 

i've never voted, in china

 

i've never killed a human

 

i've never put someone through an awful rant about how black isn't a technically colour, "it's a shade"... sheesh.