I've never...

I have never pissed in a mens restroom..

 

I've never waited at the doors for a store to open

 

I have never thrown up on another person..

 

I,ve never been to a Boston Pizza restaurant

 

i've never sold something over the internet

 

I've never shot anyone

 

I've never been to the CN tower, yet I used to live in Toronto.

 

I've never been arrested

 

I've never been more entertained by new account guests since the anons left Hip

 

Ive never been to hipforums.com

 

I've never cut a finger off with a power tool

 

i'va never worked at walmart

 

i've never worked at Burger King

 

i've never blasted through a nebula

 

I have never punched chunky charcoal in the face.

 

I've never lived in an igloo

 

I've never seen a Girr cartoon

 

I've never found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow

 

I've never hired a prostitute

 

I've never been with anybody except my husband