I've never...

i've never eaten an entire large pizza by myself

 

i've never swam with the dolphins

 

i've never won the lottery

 

I've never sat on a tack

 

i've never been to a greatful dead concert

 

I've never sung at a wedding

 

i've never tied a cherry in a knot with my tongue

 

I've never re-enacted every scene from Duck Soup

 

i've never made the guinness book of world records

 

I've never gone over Niagara Falls

 

i've never been politically correct

 

I've never had to use a wheelchair

 

I have never eaten anything BBAD has cooked.

 

I've never been to Nevada

 

I have never been a juror.

 

I have never been to mexico

 

i've never been shot

 

you never found out why blondes are dumb either..

 

good eye

 

I've never snorted ground black pepper