I've never...

i never liked living in kansas

 

i've never liked vodka

 

i've never liked working for a living

 

i've never lived anywhere but in ohio

 

I've never been to the mall of america

 

i've never been white water rafting

 

I've never been snow skiing

 

I've never been camping

 

Ive never gotten a Masters Degree in Math

 

iv never died my hair

 

I've never been castrated

 

I've never had a broked bone

 

I've never starred in a porno

 

i've never been in a food fight

 

i've never jumped off a bridge

 

ive never pooped any foreign objects...just always poop.

 

I have never pickled pigs feet.

 

Ive never had a prince albert

 

i've never held a duck

 

I've never had kangaroo for a meal