I've never...

I've never had any body parts pierced

 

i've never hit a six foot bong

 

I've never ran around telling every one the sky is falling

 

i've never done a proper chin-up

 

I've never started a forest fire

 

i've never ate a clam

 

I've never been good at playing piano

 

I never, Could wait so long to post..

 

I've never needed glasses

 

i've never painted my fingernails black

 

i've never petted a llama.

 

i've never pierced my nose

 

I've never hunted blue jays

 

i've never been to paris

 

I've never wanted to go to Paris

 

i've never met jerry seinfeld

 

I've never beat anyone with a baseball bat

 

i've never owned a baseball bat

 

I've never owned a helicopter

 

i've never really liked baseball