I've infected this place...

Sorry, ya'll might want to get tested.

 

The common cold, the flu, or the dreaded yeast infection :hide:



Hotwater

 

I Wondered Where My Nasty Rash Came From...:toetap05:



Jeers Glen.

 

honey, if a forum could have infections, we'd pretty much have everything under the sun already.

 

I bet it doesn't protect against cooties. And I have them sooo....if you're reading this....you kind of have them too. Or something like that.

 

Some of us have developed immunities to HF cooties...but we are all carriers. :devil:

 

I'm glad I know where I got it from now. I think my wife would believe that I got it from HF before she would believe the toilet seat at work.

 

Duh, All boys have cooties. They taught all of us girls that in pre school.

wcw, you may want to get that checked out. I hear its a symptom of cooties.

 

That is some serious cooties.

 

I Readily Admit I'm Not The Sharpest Tool

In The Shed, But Prey Tell What Is A "Cootie"...



Cheers Glen.


EDIT:- Forget It, Google Is My Friend.

 

At your service :2thumbsup:

Cooties is a childhood fictional disease used in the United States of America, Canada and Australia as a rejection term and an infection tag game (such as Humans vs. Zombies). It is similar to the British dreaded lurgi, and to terms used in the Nordic countries, in Italy, and in New Zealand. A child is said to "catch" cooties through close contact of an "infected" person or from a person of the opposite sex of the same age. Often the "infected" person is someone who is perceived as "different", such as being of the opposite sex, disabled, shy, or who has peculiar mannerisms. Usually the phrase is used on girls by boys, as in "now you've got girl cooties". The phrase is most commonly used by children aged 4–10; however, it may be used by children older than 10 in a sarcastic or playful way

The word is thought to originate from the Austronesian term "kutu", meaning a parasitic biting insect. The earliest recorded uses of the term in English are by British soldiers during the First World War to refer to lice; the term was brought to America in the 1950s by military personnel coming back from service alongside the British in the South Pacific. As with the British "dreaded lurgi", the cooties game developed during the early 1950s polioepidemic, and became associated with dirt and contagion.

Hotwater

 

It's only the most fun childhood game I ever played next to candyland.


It's also an invisible thing that boys give girls when they touch them. Ewwww, cooties.

 

It's an infection tag game.

tag...you have cooties Glen.

 

Thanks Guys But Curiosity Got The Better Of Me And

Google Was My Friend...



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm not afraid!

 

You can't possibly understand cooties until you experience them in their complete awfulness.

 

we never really had cooties. although we had a near equivalent called "jamie germs." jamie was the smelly kid in our class. kids are dicks.

 

"we are all infected"

 

Nope, Not Any More, This Stuff Really Works...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Our dirty kid in class had the last name Fees. You know her entire childhood everyone called her Fleas. You're right, kids are dicks.