i've got a tuber in my femur.

not really i just have a bit of an itch.

 

Do you have femur lice?

 

perhaps.

 

I have an itch too, actaully I have a few. One on the back of my head leading down my neck, one next to my nose, and one somewhere you don't want to hear about

 

whats a femur?

 

oh. that's happened to me before too!

 

femur's your thigh bone