Its official. I now have no friends.

Yea. I think your poll will be epic fail too.

 

Theyd all be Jealous anyway, cause Im the hottest on here... I dont care what some fat bitch in Tacoma says lol

 

You know you love it.

 

Suck it.

 

I already did suck everything I possibly could suck on you. Moving on

 

I have plenty of friends, but I wouldn't mind having no friends, it wouldn't be all that bad. So, ehh, it's no biggie, at least in my book.

 

You got it, cutie. I dig you'lls guys music.

 

It's pretty awesome not to have friends sometimes. Hardship is infinite!

 

I just took a month off from all of my friends and it has been really nice. I do miss them though. They will fight over who gets to pick me up at the airport because I promised to take the one that does out to drink.

 

I had gone 3 months! Just caught up with my friends for New Year's. It's a great life! :cheers2:

 

It's a great life indeed.

 

I have optional friends - that is friends I can go see at any time, but they really kind of suck. If they aren't painfully nice, they are sarcastic and mean to the point that you can't talk about anything without it being gay or stupid, yet when they have some sort of problem, they're happy for you to sit by and listen to them whine. Fuck those niggers. Also, for most of them, their life revolves around drinking.

 

Optional friends are (as the name suggests) FRIENDS. xD

 

I don't like them though. If they asked me to hang around them I would make some excuse...or sometimes I actually do intend to go to one of their parties, but I tell them I'm not feeling well that week (as I don't often feel well) but I REALLY want them to give me a call when the next one happens...then they go all quiet, and think I'm rejecting them, and never call me, and whenever I do mention that I get sick sometimes, they change the subject...even though half of them are "depressed" and i'm infinitely happier than they are. I hate people so much.

 

Why refer to them as your friends then? Optional friends granted but friends nonetheless... I have absolutely no advice or anything to give to you. I would've said chocolate but that wouldn't work anyway.

You could always becomes a pirate, they gets the gurlies.

 

it's probably because you are smarter than them

 

Seems like you just gotta lighten up a bit.

Or meet other people through those people.

 

Haha sounds EXACTLY like my friends, except their life revolves around smoking pot.
They can be fun, but hanging out with them for too long isn't.

 

Intimacy problems... So you don't need friends plural; you need a good friend.