It's my 12th Anniversay Today

Hey the bag of shrimp was only 24.00, I spend more than that on a babysitter nevermind a sex slave!

 

To sum it up ( Every sexual encounter has had enough whiskey to stun or kill the average bull elephant.)

 

what are you saying? speak slowly... we are canadian.

 

To.............sum........... it.............. up.......... ( Every............sexual........... encounter............. has............ had................ enough............ whiskey............. to.............. stun............ or......... kill............ the .........average............ bull ........elephant.)


I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
Ill make you so sure about it

God only knows what Id be without you

If you should ever leave me
Though life would still go on believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do me

God only knows what Id be without you

God only knows what Id be without you

If you should ever leave me
Well life would still go on believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do me

God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows what Id be without you
God only knows
God only knows what Id be without you

 

that was very romantic

 

brian wilson

mine goes as follows

love is like a tree
And I am like a bee
I have to pee

 

so now Im attached to Brian, what can I do with this feeling?

 

read my blog

 

I can't read.

 

You just read where I said read my blog



CAUGHT YOU IN YOUR OWN WEB OF LIES!

I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.

(Chorus
Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fannie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown."
She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around."

(Chorus)

Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee
company?"

(Chorus)

Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rags, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."

(Chorus)

Catch a Cannonball, now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Annie, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.

(Chorus)

 

Is that song about my anniversary? If not, Stinkfoot may close this.

 

Yes indeed this is about your anniversery

 

That song is by The Band, and it is cool.

 

but but but but


Is it as cool as Bread?

 

congratulations jess. that is impressive.

 

yeah its been smooth sailing as you know

 

Nah, warm,The Band beats Bread by a millionfold. And most of ther groupies say you can eat The Band just as good as you can Bread, LOl...

 

you are a wealth of knowlege sir

 

ROFLMAO, sorry, couldn't resist... That's what I love about the internet. What you type can be interpreted in many different way!

 

12 years, what a great number


Your anniversary is a time
For sharing your affection
It’s obvious the two of you
Have quite a deep connection!

Geo sends his glad congratulations
And heartfelt wishes, too,
For joyful happiness and love
In everything you do.